Act 3, Scene 3

Much Ado About Nothing - William Shakespeare

[Enter Dogberry and his compartner Verges, with the Watch]

DOGBERRY Are you good men and true?


I dont know whether this was meant to make me laugh, but it did. 


Not only do I think "Dogberry" is a fantastic name (worthy of Pratchett), but the way that the assessment of a person by the Watch is based on such a simple direct question cracked me up.