‘You mean you have actually devoted time to considering how to inhume the Hogfather?’ he said weakly. ‘You’ve actually sat down and thought out how to do it? You’ve actually devoted your spare time to the problem?’
‘Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck. And the Sandman. And Death.’
Downey blinked again.
‘You’ve actually sat down and considered how to—’
‘Yes, sir. I’ve amassed quite an interesting file. In my own time, of course.’
‘I want to be quite certain about this, Mister Teatime. You . . . have . . . applied . . . yourself to a study of ways of killing Death?’
‘Only as a hobby, sir.’
Still one of the best conversations on a Pratchett novel. :)
And I apologise in advance: I love quoting from this book and there are just so many quotable paragraphs.