The Sea and the Little Fishes

The Sea and Little Fishes - Terry Pratchett
What better way to start 2017 with than this short story about Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax, both firm favourites of mine already. Both are kick-ass characters in their own right, but this tale puts a "twist" on how both ladies tend to operate.

Granny is not an expert in headology for nothing, you know.
 
Many thanks to YouKneek for pointing me to a free online version.