‘Thanks for coming,’ said Landen.
‘Yeah,’ I replied, kissing him on the cheek and taking a deep breath of his aftershave. It was Bodmin; I recognised the earthy scent.
‘How was your first day?’ he asked.
‘Kidnappings, vampires, shot dead a suspect, lost a witness to a gunman, Goliath tried to have me killed, puncture on the car. Usual shit.’
‘A puncture? Really?’
‘Not really. I made that bit up.'
Jasper Fforde, Jasper - The Eyre Affair: Thursday Next Book 1
Deliciously silly! Also, Bodmin - hahaha....