The Eyre Affair

The Eyre Affair - Gabrielle Kruger, Jasper Fforde

‘Thanks for coming,’ said Landen.

‘Yeah,’ I replied, kissing him on the cheek and taking a deep breath of his aftershave. It was Bodmin; I recognised the earthy scent.

How was your first day?’ he asked.

‘Kidnappings, vampires, shot dead a suspect, lost a witness to a gunman, Goliath tried to have me killed, puncture on the car. Usual shit.’

‘A puncture? Really?’

Not really. I made that bit up.'


Jasper Fforde, Jasper - The Eyre Affair: Thursday Next Book 1 


Deliciously silly! Also, Bodmin - hahaha....